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|1=I can’t put my finger on it. Something about this [[Fire|‼]]Cat tallow roast[[Fire|‼]] tastes funny. | |1=I can’t put my finger on it. Something about this [[Fire|‼]]Cat tallow roast[[Fire|‼]] tastes funny. | ||
|2=Toady withdraws from society. Toady has begun a [[Strange_mood|mysterious]] construction! | |2=Toady withdraws from society. Toady has begun a [[Strange_mood|mysterious]] construction! | ||
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|128=Upon coming of age, about 8, Urist McYoung Made an artifact, became mayor and promptly mandated the construction of slade goods. | |128=Upon coming of age, about 8, Urist McYoung Made an artifact, became mayor and promptly mandated the construction of slade goods. | ||
|129=В принципе всё просто.<br />КОПАЙ @ ДОБЫВАЙ / ПРОИЗВОДИ@ЗАЩИЩАЙ<br />Только проработано до жутких мелочей, чем и цепляет. | |129=В принципе всё просто.<br />КОПАЙ @ ДОБЫВАЙ / ПРОИЗВОДИ@ЗАЩИЩАЙ<br />Только проработано до жутких мелочей, чем и цепляет. | ||
|130=Dwarf Fortress: You've already lost. | |||
|131=A sober fortress makes even a mental hospital seem like a pleasant place to live. | |||
|132=A typical Dwarven nightmare consists of running out of booze or getting a beard lopped off in an accident. | |||
|133=There are two ways of dealing with goblins in a tree. One is by marksdwarves. The other is by flooding the world with magma. | |||
|134=Portal and Dwarf Fortress share a mystical trend. It is !!Science!!. | |||
|135=The were-capybara is only one of the myriad lunatic monsters that terrorize the living. -- Threetoe | |||
|136=The only time I ever saw the stupid thing fly, was to cross the aqueduct, to the beer hall. -- Fredd | |||
|137=(On artifacts) I got a flint door, called The Noiseless Odors. -- Nyxalinth | |||
|138=So apparently she became queen before becoming a twilight freak wife. Fascinating. -- Samuel | |||
|139=The zombies in a necromancer's tower became suspicious after the necromancer failed to age -- Toady One | |||
|140=Got a few barrels of beetle ichor and duck blood, gave some pig cheese in exchange. Made a present of three coffins to the queen. | |||
|141=I'd have to look back to see if it wants the physical or metaphysical id on the corpse. -- Toady One | |||
|142=The Sasquatch corpse has lodged firmly in the wound! The goblin has been struck down! | |||
|143=[22:57:46] <Dik_> How do I wash myself up from blood?<br>[23:06:20] <Dik_> How the fuck do I get out of the river? | |||
|144=No, you're not getting that leg back. In fact, that creature over there is going to pick your leg up and beat you to death with it. You won't respawn. | |||
|145=My refuse pile just woke up and ate my dwarves, who in turn got up themselves and started eating the other dwarves. | |||
|146=[http://www.bay12games.com/dwarves/mantisbt/view.php?id=2264 bug 2264: Adv. Mode travel (near oceans) teleports player underground and turns them into an underground creature] | |||
|147=[http://www.bay12games.com/dwarves/mantisbt/view.php?id=5921 Bug #5921: Biting dwarves in minecarts infinitely increases combat range] | |||
|148=Fort flooded. So that's what an aquifer is. -- Exelixi | |||
|149=Axedwarf looks surprised by the ferocity of Spearmasters onslaught. Spearmaster charges at Axedwarf . Spearmaster stabs axedwarf in the left eye with his +Adamantine spear+ ,Lightly tapping the target. | |||
|150=In 4, the Castle of Fortune of the Tombs of Gold constructed the Hell of Taxing in Entrancedcrafts. | |||
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Версия от 11:06, 18 сентября 2012
Bugs are opportunities to cause unprecedented amounts of destruction. --Zorgn
